Club Palace report 30.11.2024
Palace report 30.11.2024
This is my report from the Club Palace in Luzern, Switzerland. It turned out to be long so the TLDR is at the bottom.
You probably heard about the price war between Imperium and Freubad. As a result we can now enjoy the ladies for as little as 70430, 140460, 210490 and so on. This is less than half of the price in Globe and almost half of the price in Club Swiss, in other words - it’s too good to not give it a try, so I did. I believe it’s always good to have a plan when visiting a club, so I started by setting the budget to 280 CHF maximum, which should suffice for 2 hours of room time. I also visited their website to see which ladies are available (here is a snapshot of the lineup from 30.11). Based on that I came up with the following list of prospects:
- Iris - with these big naturals she was easily on top of my prospects list.
- Jessica - has very positive reviews on another forum and big naturals again.
- Cindy - I know her from Swiss, although I have never roomed with her, she is small and cute and in case I didn’t like any of the other Palace girls I would be happy to try her. I later learned that she will stay in Palace for one week.
- Alessia - I have completed my introductory round 120430 with her in Swiss, and was very satisfied. She is listed as skinny but I would say she is just slim. She wears eyelash extensions and reminds me a bit of Juliana from Globe, although without tattoos, and is also smaller. I wanted to room with new girls but put her on this list in case I wasn’t able to find other desirable ladies. I would assume that Alessia, like Cindy, will also stay in Palace for one week, but this is not a confirmed information.
- Aida - I also know her from Swiss, never roomed with her because of plastic boobs, but I saw her on Thursday and liked everything about her except the boobs so I put her on the list just in case. On closer inspection I think who I saw on Thursday was Gia, but it’s irrelevant as you will see later.
With cash in the pocket and the prospect list in my head I arrived at the club at 12:00. I wanted to bang the first lady quickly, then get some lunch, and later bang one or two more and leave the club before it gets crowded in the evening. But above all, I wanted to evaluate if the services you get are still acceptable, even though the price is very low in comparison with other clubs.
Upon arriving I bought the 210490 bundle which allows you to spend 3x30 minutes with the ladies of your choice, or 1x90 with one lady if you so desire, or you can split it however you like really. Apparently when men show up at the club and are processed through the reception, one of the girls will come to pick them up, give them a towel, slippers and a bathrobe, and show them the way to the changing room. In my case this girl was Izabella. The changing room is downstairs from the bar, and the first impression is not that good to be honest. The lockers are similar to what you have in other clubs, but the showers smell bad, like mold with sweat. I later learned that there are other showers in the sauna area, and later only used those, unless girls invited me to shower together, then I went with them to the smelly ones 🙃 The changing rooms are mixed for men and the girls, I find it really nice because you can have a good look at the ladies with good lighting conditions. You can totally get a locker next to your favorite girl if you are lucky - mine was next to Cindy and Alessia (or I should maybe say theirs was next to mine, because they arrived at the club a lot later than me), it’s a great way to keep an eye when girls become available, because they wash, change and prepare there so if you pay attention you can catch them when they are ready to hit the bar.
I took a shower, prepared and went upstairs to the bar. It was relatively empty, not that many men and not that many girls. Izabella was there, and she quickly served me my drink and we started talking. I asked her about Iris and Cindy and learned that they are not coming until 14, essentially only girls available were the ones I could see in the bar area at that time. There was nothing wrong with Izabella though, and I’m pretty sure she was the best looking girl at the bar so I quickly decided she would be my first Palace girlfriend.
Room 1: Izabella
Izabella doesn’t look very similar to what you can see on the website. In fact, her depiction on the website is of a very generic lady with long black hair. In reality she has a lot of appealing features in her physique. Her face is round and cute, her boobs are small A cups (smaller than on the pictures) but very nicely shaped like only a very young woman can have (or so I thought). But what really drew my attention is her nice ass, not only a great sexy shape but also, as I was about to find out, very pleasant to touch. She is listed as 25 but she told me she’s 29 - I would say she looks younger than 25 to be honest, she tells me she does some fitness which explains that great ass. If I was to compare it to another girl I would say she is a bit similar to Isabell from Westside (granted Isabell is a point or two up on attractiveness scale, btw. if someone knows where she works now I would appreciate the info).
As always with these kinds of tryouts I only do the standard Imperium service, which is FK, BBBJ and sex in standard positions, often skipping doggy as my least favorite. Izabella asked me what I liked, but I just told her to show me what she can do and it paid off. She is an excellent kisser, her FK is deep but not too aggressive, only downside is the cigarette smell as with all smoking girls. The BBBJ was also nice, however not very deep. She does this thing when she strokes the cock with her tongue very quickly, and watches your reaction. Later when she started to suck properly she made those gagging noises as if she was trying to swallow a big cucumber but when I checked how deep it went, she barely took half of the length, and I’m average sized. Nevertheless I enjoyed it, and I also liked that she did it while positioning her ass and pussy for me to touch and tease.
Later we went to a cowgirl, where she actively kissed and touched me, also grabbed my hands and interlocked the fingers, generally allowing as much closeness as I wanted. We switched to missionary where I kissed her on all the reachable places and her reactions were those you can expect from a real lover. This was already good enough for me so there was nothing left but 💦
There was some time left and after she cleaned me up we cuddled a bit more. I wouldn’t say there was much of a connection established or chemistry during sex but for the first date I think it was actually as good as it can be, she is a nice girl and her english is good, so I managed to extract some information from her about what is the deal with those low prices and are there many more men visiting because of that. Spoiler alert: yes. I will sum this up at the end of my report, together with what I learned from other girls. She also sold me some info about Chelsy, she no longer works in Palace, but as I write this on the 1st of Dec I see her back in the Westside lineup. Fun fact: Westside Telegram uses her photos in the profile, I always wanted to ask her if she is aware of it 🤔
One more thing worth mentioning, the room number was 2 and it was the nicest room I visited that day (it has 2 windows and overlooks the parking lot). It was bright and big, and also had a shower (like all other rooms except number 7). After my 30 minutes with Izabella was over we went to the reception to pay and I got invited for the shower. While at the reception, there was a contingent of girls (5 or 6) coming into the club to start their shift at 14 I assume. To sum up, so far so good, 30 minutes with a nice looking girl for 70 CHF, Imperium standard service delivered like in any other Imperium club I visited so far. In hindsight I have to say that Izabella delivered service that was better than some girls I tried in Globe, the illusion of passion on her side was played excellently. I might consider repeating with her but not until I check all other good looking ladies in Palace. It was a time to grab some food and continue the tryouts.
Regarding the food, the only thing you can get is a hotdog. Best I can say about it is that it allows you not to die of starvation, and this is where the positives end. It was 13:30 when I got mine, took my time to eat it at the bar, and this is when I saw Jessica and then Iris for the first time. Iris looked great, I would say better than the photos and her face is cute and pretty. I tried to keep her in sight but failed. There was no time to waste because the crowd was getting bigger and people started smoking at the bar and it became really unpleasant - one guy even smoked a cigar. So I went down to prepare and came back up to find Iris. This totally failed and I wasn’t able to locate her (I later saw her eating her lunch in the room with a table and chairs by the entry/exit door on the other side of the reception). I sat at the bar and Izabella came over to ask how my plan was going, and to propose a 2nd round. I rejected her, she took it well, offering that she is there for me if I change my mind. I wanted 3 new girls that day, but gave myself 30 minutes max to find another companion, otherwise I’d just go with any available girl 🎲 Cindy, Alessia and Aida were not in the club and it was already around 14:15, Jessica was also not at the bar, I guess she was already in a room. It was time to improvise, the most attractive girl I saw at that time was a young, curvy, dark haired girl with that 1000 volt hairstyle. I noticed she was next in line to receive new men from the reception, so I positioned myself in the strategic place and intercepted her when she finished her duties.
Room 2: Rebeca
Edit: She is now in Zeus and looks like this:
Rebeca hung out with another girl, I think it was Evelyn. Both were fine but I have a weak spot for the hairstyle so I went with Rebeca. We sat for a moment at the bar, I told her how I find her hairstyle very attractive and she said she hears this a million times a day 🥲 The convo was difficult so I asked her to take me to the room😄 We ended up in room number 2 which was a bit smaller and darker than 3 (one window only, but also it was getting dark outside).
In the room she asked me what I liked but, similar to my previous room, I just told her to show me what she can do. She started with BBBJ with a very strong eye contact, I think she likes to play the who blinks first game. You know this meme with Melania Trump that she looks like she knows you from somewhere but is not sure where? Rebecas eyes are like this. It was great to feel her hair on me, her face is also very pretty so observing her at work was satisfying. After that I asked her to hop on top of me so that I can enjoy and access these natural titties and that curvy ass. It was nice but then she modified the position so that somehow she ended up with her weight on my thighs instead of my pelvis and this didn’t work. I switched her to missionary and took control, kissed her in all available places, but didn’t do any FK whatsoever as I felt she was not up for it. I guess she would eventually do it if I asked for it, because if not she would be in trouble at the reception, but I didn’t feel the need to do it. So I enjoyed pumping her for some more minutes, and all the time she kept eye contact with me from the bottom, which was nice, but the moaning was not very convincing. As soon as I felt we reached the potential of the room, I did not hold on any longer and delivered my load 💦
There wasn’t much time left, but I still managed to get some info about her. She didn’t want to tell me her age (listed as 20 which I think may be accurate), but she said she lives in Germany and worked in several German clubs including Sharks. She even mentioned her nickname there but I failed to remember it. Her German is very good but her English is also good, so you can choose which version of Rebeca you want.
In summary it was a mediocre room and I don’t think I will repeat with her. She is a decent provider but nothing really stands out other than her young curvy natural body and the hair. If you are a FK enjoyer keep in mind that she might not kiss you first, so you may need to force the issue with her. I may also be totally wrong and maybe she just didn’t want to do this with me, but I think it’s only fair to mention it here to get the clear picture. She was a lot more cheerful and easy to talk to once the deed was done, which gave me an impression that having dick in her is her least favorite part of the job, but again it might just be me. After we went down to reception for payment (70430), I got one last kiss goodbye. No shower invitation followed, so I went for the showers myself and managed to get back at the bar around 15:30.
Around that time I finally saw Cindy and Alessia entering the club, Aida never got to the club that day and later disappeared from the lineup on the website. Iris was busy with other men at the bar and I saw her leave for the rooms with one of them, and Jessica was nowhere to be seen, so at that point I thought the Club Swiss girls would rescue me as I was not able to find any other appealing girl. I will sum up the visual quality of girls at the end of this report, but there were some noteworthy girls in the club like Lorena (ex Zeus) and Mia but after seeing Iris I found it difficult to settle for anything less, besides the club became really busy at this time and it’s not like I could just have them even if I wanted. It wasn’t looking good for me but I still had 30 minutes left in my bundle that had to be converted into sex, and since Cindy and Alessia were still not at the bar (they took really long to prepare), I went for the sauna to kill some time and possibly try my luck in half an hour or so.
As I was doing my 15 minutes in the sauna I saw Rebeca going with another customer to the room above the sauna. I’m not sure what the deal with that room is because it’s very hot and I can’t imagine taking a girl there, but I guess it’s still used for sex because there is a normal bed and other stuff like in other rooms, but the ceiling is very low and the solarium machinery is also above the sauna just next to that room.
Anyway I washed after the sauna and went to fetch some new towels (the lady at the reception told me to just grab new towels by myself whenever I needed one, which was very convenient), I was ready to try my luck at the bar for the last time.
I strolled through the bar and finally got what I wanted. Iris was just randomly walking in my direction from the opposite side and I managed to intercept her and say hi. We sat at the bar but soon the lesbo show started, the music got louder and talking was not possible, so I asked her to take me to the room.
Room 3: Iris
Man, it felt really good to not have to compromise and just get the top girl I wanted, and I felt like nothing can go wrong from this moment on. Spoiler alert: I was right. Iris struck me as a very cheerful and happy girl, her English is limited but good enough to make for a meaningful conversation. We landed in room number 4 which was the smallest room of the day for me. Like with my previous rooms, when she asked me what I like I told her to show me what she can do instead. I think she was a bit confused by this but started with some light kisses, and later asked if I wanted to FK. At this point I realized that I’m doing myself a disservice and it’s better to take control because I knew exactly what I wanted, and that was to play with those amazing titties!
This paragraph will be about the titties because they totally deserve it. If you consider yourself a fan of naturals I tell you, you need to try this set. In my book these are the perfect combination of size, shape and softness, and somehow they trigger my primal instincts of licking and sucking 🍭🤤 I’m trying to think of the best titties of this size I played with this year and if any come close. This is my all time favorite titties list: Amira, Ella, Sonia, Mirela, Naomy but I think Iris was blessed with the perfect set and beats those. Now that I wrote this I think there are some similarities between Iris and Naomy not only in the titties department, I’m not sure what it is but I think their faces are a bit similar.
Anyway, I put her on her back and simply enjoyed my time with them and also did some FK on her for good measure. She is a great kisser, she does this thing with her tongue where it’s like twisted but she still pushes it in your mouth. I found it really pleasant and a nice change from the usual grind some girls do. She took everything I had to give and looked happy, also initiated FK whenever she saw an opening. I laid on my back and invited her to BBBJ, and she positioned herself perfectly with her ass and pussy for me to feel with my hands, while making sure the titties still touched my belly while she took care of my little guy. I was happy to discover that her pussy is already a bit wet and with some additional lubrication this now became a real GFE session where I was sold on the possibility that she also enjoys it.
From there it was easy sailing, I wanted to cum with her on top of me and the titties on my chest, so first switched her to missionary for some more views and kisses and then straight to the CG but me keeping control from the bottom. Everything went as planned 💦 and she asked me if I came which I confirmed. She said it was quick, and I said it was the plan from the beginning so we are good, but I’d like to think that she would not mind some more of this to also orgasm. Hard to say but I told her we will stay longer next time, because yes, I’m totally repeating with her. Not only was this the best room of the day but I’m pretty sure I will have her in my head for the next couple of days 🤯
We still had some minutes left and I got some info from her about the price war between clubs and some private stuff that is usually exchanged in those moments - she told me she’s 27 and obviously from Romania. We went down to reception for the payment (70430) and I was invited for the shower, where I had my last chance to admire her in all her glory. In the end she told me that she leaves for vacation before Christmas, so I’m assuming she should be in the club until the weekend of 21-22 of December. She also told me to check the website if I wanted to visit her again, because it may happen that she has Saturday off. What a great finish to the day in the Palace, I think by this time it was around 17.
I packed my stuff and left my key at the reception, only to be presented the unsolicited summary of my achievements by the receptionist. She wanted to know how I liked my companions, and to rate them relatively, and wasn't happy when I said all the girls were fantastic. When I said it’s not possible to compare because you do different things with each girl she asked me to give 1 to 10 grade for each girl. I talked my way out of this because I knew this will backfire on the girls - I will write more on this later. Anyway that was my 5 hours in Club Palace, I met 3 girls, spent 210 CHF for 90 minutes of room time in total, got to play with the best natural titties this year and got an overview of the service quality for this price. I can already say it is a bargain if you can find a diamond here like I managed to do. But even if Iris wasn’t there Izabella would still be worth that price and then some. I don’t think Palace can substitute for Globe or even Swiss, or that it’s worth traveling from outside of Switzerland to visit, but if you are close by then it’s absolutely worth a visit.
Price war, but how?
The question I had in my head when I planned this visit was how does the 70 CHF for 30 minutes work. I talked about it with one of the girls in Club Swiss, and was told that girls get 100 CHF out of this so the club has to pay the remaining 30 CHF, otherwise the girls would just leave, but I didn’t believe any owner would just roll with this without some dirty tricks. And I was right. This is why they push you to give the stupid grades when you leave - I suspect everything below 10/10 is then converted into a penalty for the girl and this way the club tries to limit their losses, by using the non perfect assessment of the session as an excuse to not pay these additional 30 CHF to the girl. It works and the club was packed when I left. I can only imagine how it looks in Zeus with 50 girls available on Saturdays, maybe I will have a chance to visit there as well.
Girls visuals overview
These are the girls that drew my attention and I think the club may be worth a visit if these girls are in the lineup. Note that this is from the natural bodies enjoyer perspective, I prefer natural girls without tattoos and try to avoid fake boobs, injected lips etc.
- Iris I don’t think there is additional comment needed
- Lorena (ex Zeus) she has plastic boobs but it would be a mistake to not put her on this list because I can easily see her in Globe and I think she would be above average there
- Izabella cute and natural, great ass
- Mia this was the biggest positive surprise to me, she is not as skinny as on the pictures and looks great and proportional with a very pleasant face, and she is also very tall
- Jessica she has a nice face and curvy body with big naturals that slowly start losing the unfair fight with gravity, but it should not be a problem yet if you are a fan of the natural boobies
- Rebeca young and curvy
- Evelyn young cute short and curvy
- Cindy and Alessia also belong here but they are in the club temporarily
TLDR:
Went to check if acceptable service quality is achievable at 70430 price in the canton of Luzern, was positively surprised because the service quality is on par with other Imperium clubs like Swiss or Westside (would rate Globe higher). Banged 3 girls, 30 minutes each, for a total room time of 90 minutes at a total price of 210 CHF. Two were great, one was so so. Also got to play with premium natural boobies, ate a hotdog and got a headache from the heavy cigarette smoke in the club. Learned that the price war benefits us customers, but not necessarily the girls.
Thanks for reading my report and let me know what you think, I tried to write it the way I saw it and essentially include everything I remember from my visit, also things unrelated to sex but rather club facilities, atmosphere or just some quirks I found funny or interesting, I hope it makes sense.