Artemis report 21.12.2024

I was very curious how the situation in the FKK clubs looked before Christmas, and I was in Berlin over the weekend and decided to spend the Saturday evening in Artemis. I arrived at the club around 15:30 with a simple plan: find good looking girls and bang them for 70€ 30 minutes. If my previous visit in Artemis taught me anything, it is to expect a hit and miss situation regarding the services the ladies provide.

After I entered the main bar area I was surprised to see a lot of men and not so many ladies. Granted it was still a bit early, but I was slightly afraid I may not be able to find a suitable companion at that moment. I am probably a bit spoiled with the visual quality of women in clubs like Globe, but I have to say that the selection in Artemis at that time was not so great. Main problem was a BMI above 25 (with some exceptions). The bodies were mostly natural, which I liked, and most ladies have really big boobs. I quickly got my drink and sat on one of the sofas overlooking the bar, trying to find my first room. I would say there were no more than 15 women in the club at that time, and a lot more men. I could not see anyone fitting my preferences until this one blonde entered the room and sat at the bar.

I quickly moved in and introduced myself. From the start I was pretty sure that it’s the same girl I saw in Artemis during my trip in the summer, and I was right. So finally I was about to room with Anja.

Room 1: Anja

Anja told me she is German, 31 years old. Blond, cute face, 165cm max, slim body with a lot of tattoos, natural A cup with regular size nipples, a bit below 50 kg if I was to guess. She was easily the best looking girl in the club at that time. We discussed the services for a while and she told me she doesn’t do any kind of GFE, no kissing, but I can kiss her on the body if I wanted. So pretty much what I expected in Artemis after my last visit. The conversation was good and she is nice, so we ended up in one of the rooms upstairs.

In the room Anja is a pro, her BJ felt good with a lot of suction, and she positioned her body and ass perfectly for me to touch. She reminds me a little of Juliana from Globe, with all the tattoos on her body. We then started with the CG, then some missionary where I was able to fully enjoy her body, and then I asked her to mount me again in CG for the finish. I wish the room was a bit brighter because I would like to see her better because she is really pretty. Note to self to ask for a bright room whenever I’m in Artemis. A great room to start my visit, 70€ for 30 minutes with Anja was a great deal. Even though there was no chemistry between us in the room I may perhaps repeat with her one day and I would recommend her for purely transactional sex with a very attractive lady.

After the room we said goodbye and I went to the bar to check if more ladies arrived. However the lineup was still pretty poor at that time and I was hungry, and the buffet only opened at 18:00. There was no point to stay in the club until then, so I decided to leave the club and went to an indian restaurant nearby - the quality of food was ok but I was disappointed by the naan bread they provided, it was really not that good. After that I went back to my hotel for a quick nap - I stayed in the Hotel Kronprinz which is the closest hotel to Artemis that I know (500m from the club) and I can totally recommend this hotel for your Artemis visits. Just keep in mind it does not offer AC but for the colder months I think it’s the best place to stay.

I recharged and came back to the club at around 19:00. When you leave the club with the intention to come back you need to sign a paper with your locker number, then when you come back you sign it again and the lady at the reception gives you back your key. This way you can leave your belongings in the locker which is very convenient.

Anyway, back in the club and it was a totally different place now! There was a party going on with a DJ and loud music at the bar. The lineup of ladies was also very wide now, I would say between 40 and 50 ladies were present. Unfortunately the quality was still not perfect but also not that bad so I was sure I could find my next room. There were some notable girls dancing on the pole, and they were really dancing it properly 👯‍♀ not like some girls in Globe just walking around it, really impressive what the girls in Aremis can do on that pole. Other than that there were now more girls with a healthy BMI to choose from. I saw Tara whom I roomed with during my previous visit, but Miriam and Chantalle were not there.

I sat on the same sofa as before and a young looking girl came to me to chat. She told me she is Turkish, and she was a decent looking girl with a big ass. We talked about the services and she told me that she doesn’t provide GFE or even kissing, and that no other girl offers this in Artemis - which later turned out not to be true. She wanted me to buy her a champagne 🍾 and go to the room, but I didn’t feel it and I think she also thought that no GFE was a deal breaker for me, so the negotiations fell through and she left 😕🤷‍♂️

At that point I noticed a petite, exotic looking girl smiling at me. She reminded me a little about Mirela from Globe, similar pointy nose and black hair, although somewhat shorter. I was not sure if I wanted to room with her and later I saw her leaving with another man. I made a couple of rounds of the club, also downstairs in the spa area, but was not able to find anyone I liked enough, so decided to wait for the exotic girl. Finally I saw her talking with another man, she smiled at me again and kept eye contact. The conversation with that other guy was not leading anywhere and I waved her over to me 🙋‍♂️

Room 2: Zejnap

Zejnap told me she is half Turkish half Romanian. She is 32, small, slim, likely below 160cm, with medium black hair and natural B cups with regular sized nipples. Her body is all natural, almost no tattoos or any other “enhancements” like lip fillers etc. She also told me she worked in Sharks with the same name for 6 years, so maybe some of you know her? Very much my type, and she is very easy to talk to. I felt like we instantly connected, so there was nothing else to do but to see what she has to offer. I was very surprised when she told me that she actually does GFE for double the price of 140€ for 30 minutes. I didn’t need an additional invitation, I said let’s go and see what lover you are.

I asked for a bright room this time, so that I can better see her body and face. Zejnap is a very open girl, it felt very comfortable to be in the room with her. She offers Globe level of service for a similar price, however in the room I only opted for light kissing this time. What’s great is she makes you feel very well taken care of, and allows for a lot of closeness and is a passionate lover. One of the best things about her is that she is extra tight! One of the tightest girls I’ve been with, but she also warned me not to bang her very brutally because of her small size. The room was excellent, she is one of those girls who like to stimulate her clit while you fuck her - this is very sexy and I enjoyed it alot, and she was very wet. I told her at the start not to worry about time and we spent a total of 2 hours in the room! I was not expecting to get this kind of quality in Artemis, and I will repeat with Zejnap in the future if I meet her again, and I also highly recommend her. Total price of the room was 320€ for 120 minutes, after that I left the club in a very good mood 🚪👋

The lineup

Finally, I think it makes sense to summarize the Artemis lineup during the Christmas time. It’s absolutely amazing that there were still close to 50 girls to choose from in the club on that day. On the other hand, a lot of them were not really desirable and I would not want to have sex with them even for free. If you are a fan of big natural saggy tits this is a place for you. I would say there were a couple of stand out 7s including Anja, Zejnap, two ladies I saw dancing on the pole (they looked very healthy and one had an athletic body I would gladly explore), and a couple of other 7s. Other than that ladies are overweight and not really looking that good in my opinion. Still 70€ for 30 minutes is not a bad deal and I think Aretmis is worth a visit once in a while. I was able to find my diamond in Zejnap and will try to find her again when I’m there.

Another nice thing about Artemis is that the bar area is totally separate from the spa area. When the music is too loud and the cigarette smoke is too thick, you can always go downstairs to enjoy the silence, pools, saunas or even a football game on TV. Ladies seem to respect that this part of the club is not their hunting grounds so it’s perfect to spend you down time there.

Thanks for reading and Merry Christmas 🔔🎉🎅🎁🎄