A conversation with my wlw friends

Ok so myself and a handful of very lesbian friends were hanging out and play what-if games and chatting.

One of us asked the question "if you were offered a billion dollars to be married to a man for 1 year who could you make it work with?"

We sat there for awhile racking our brains before one of us exclaimed "Markiplier!" And I realized they were right and I agreed! Almost everyone immediately agreed and the 2 who didn't know him also agreed after being shown some heehoo content. After much discussion (this is the only topic that lasted more than 5 minutes with our scatter brains) we came to the conclusion that it's because Mark doesn't exude "Man" energy. This guy has the feral energy of a goblin and for some reason that just works. Like yes he's male but if he turned out to be half a dozen squirrels and a raccoon in a skin suit that would not be a surprise or a problem. Any other wlw agree? Thoughts?