What’s the worst audition you’ve ever had? (I just had mine and need to laugh)

They assumed I was auditioning for Tracy turnblad. That’s pretty much all you need to know right there. I was auditioning for a male role. Because they had an emergency casting for males… they weren’t casting Tracy tonight. This feels like a sitcom joke. The director yelled at me when I asked a clarifying question as well. “Give me a second! This is community Theatre! If you don’t have patience you can leave!” (I did)