Get Smaller Luggage or Check That Bag

Boarding the plane and noticed a whole overhead taken up with only two bags, both parallel to the walkway. Found myself saying, almost unconsciously, "Those aren't supposed to be sideways like that."

I guess the offender took it personally because he piped right up, "ACKSHULY, the flight attendant told us to put them in like that because they didn't fit sideways."

Dude, don't freakin' lie. There's no way the FA told you that at all and certainly not on a completely full flight.

If your bag is too tall to fit in the overhead sideways, then it's too big to be a carry-on.

Plain and effin' simple.

Stop being a selfish jerk who's screwing people in C Group into having check bags that actually ARE carry-on size.

FAs, I'm begging you, please do something about these people. They're gonna keep doing it until someone forces them to check thier oversized bags.