Launched butt plug.

We were in the foreplay portion of pegging night, and I had an inflatable butt plug in with an attached pump. I just switched positions from my back to hands and knees and was showing off, making the pump end swing like a tail. My wife was not impressed of course, but the next thing you know I coughed, and that plug shot out about 5 feet behind me. Finally able to impress the wife. We had a good laugh!

What disasters have you lived through?