Dating nerds, especially who have never been touched, is like they will f*ck your brains out and the next second will talk about the history of Vikings while spooning you as a form of attachment. Isn’t it all they want?

happened to me yesterday, he screwed me on an elite level and then asked me if he can tell me about the history of Vikings.

the guy yapped for half an hour about the Vikings and other dynasties around the world throughout the whole timeline.

asked me if he needs to shut up if it’s boring me lmao.

take my word and date a nerd.

you’ll feel intellectually heightened while physically in a nirvana state.