Star Trek for the dog
Paramount has a Star Trek channel that plays episodes one after the other from all of the series, and I've been putting it on for our dog, so there's some noise when I leave for work. My wife fucking hates it and told me not to turn her into a nerd. She's not really mad, she just hates everything Star Trek.
To clarify so no one thinks my wife is a raging asshole, we're playfully mean with each other all the time, and this is just how we interact. If either of us is actually upset or doesn't like what the other person is doing, we let each other know in a way that can't be misconstrued as our regular bickering. This was a case of us just teasing each other.