Need a new kd

Need Some advice, please.

Yeah we're down from the ATH but what company isn't it's an ATH. Shorts positions are probably all in the green I'd say absolutely. But guess what melties they're still open because closing is suicide. Unrealized gains means sweet fuck all till it's realised.

In light of today’s Ortex guys post and the continued bashing in the comments I thought I’d bring back this throwback in case anyone forgot what’s been going on with the stock and the subreddit. 🚬 🔫

Wait what

Ortex Guy here with your 02/06 Closing Bell Ortex Update: another flat price day as the data + time = added pressure and another day closer to MOASS...Current Mood: fun times watching the bears and melties struggling as apes slap them down hard. Let’s see if we can get 100 melty tears (comments)

my “mobile” account set up

If I was a MELTDOWNER or Bear I would be upset at apes too. Debt has nearly halved since it's highest during Covid with more than half of the remaining $3.7B ($1.9B) not set to mature until 2028-2030. That means discounts for early repayment. Melty can cry at apes all they want, doesn't change facts

MELTDOWNERs gaslighting themselves while crying at APEs. Love how sad melties are in 2025. Watch as they are forced to flood this post. Observe their frantic behavour. This is what a group looks like when they lose the sentiment war and realize there is nothing they can do to dissuade APEs. APEs WON

The text I got after I got killed for no reason… he knew what was coming.

Oh, look must be a glitch… Kenny soon mayo fucked….

Hey Melty’s your butt’s puckered up yet? It’s Only matter of time😈 Tik Tok….. 🕰️

For those of you who are in the "endgame", what do you do for fun?

The whisperer

Questing on Mobile

I didn’t sleep at all because of a second Trump term.

i got a mushroom as a tip

565 TOA completion

is there a way to flick when supersonic?

Cheating on kick off isn’t a good strategy outside of the highest ranks.

Scrollable piles

Opponent ragequit so decided to have some fun

One of my nicest goals ever. Enjoy

Decided to light my gp on fire

Had him rooted to the spot.